Muscular Rabbits Legion: No one can escape from the novice village!

Upon hearing this, Yu Qing and Zhang Mei instantly glared at those rabbits with furious eyes as if to say, “Which one of us do you think is ugly?”

Then the two were kicked to death by a group of big feet, vaguely hearing, “Don’t kill the pretty one with the big chest… what a waste.”

After the two women resurrected, they looked at each other again, then simultaneously exclaimed, “You died first, you’re uglier!”

"You’re the ugly one, the rabbits even said you’re uglier than me!”

"Don’t believe me? Let’s go out and test it again!”

Then the two women charged out again.

Yi Zheng, seeing these beautiful women had been tricked, quickly whispered something more to Zi Xing.

Then the players heard that darn big rabbit shouting again, “Kill all those cowardly, good-for-nothing men without balls! They can’t even protect their own women! If they can’t protect them, we’ll capture and protect them!

Capture them all to breed rabbits, lots and lots of rabbits!

Don’t leave a single one for them!

Not even the flat-chested ones!”

Some of the male players, who were just watching the fun, erupted instantly, grabbing their weapons, “Brothers, can we tolerate this? Let’s get them!”Update by n0vgo.co

The female players also became completely furious, “Damn it, it’s one thing doing these chores outside, but to think we have to do them in a game too? Sisters, kill that rabbit!”

"Not even sparing the flat-chested ones, who are you looking down on?! Sisters, let’s fight!” shouted Congxue angrily.

"Protect our female players! What’s there to fear, it’s just a death, right? We can still resurrect, so let’s fight them!” Young Master Zeng roared.

Then players stormed out in groups, resurrecting in batches, charging out in batches, getting killed in batches…

These people completely failed to notice the so-called BOSS’s little rabbit hat on its head had bloomed into a big grin…

"Experience Value, Experience Value, all these small Experience Values, haha…” Yi Zheng’s mouth grinned so wide it nearly couldn’t close.

Then Yi Zheng continued to say to Zi Xing, “Let’s actually capture a couple.”

Zi Xing said, “Boss, you’re not really into those ugly things, are you?”

Yi Zheng rolled his eyes and asked, “Ugly? Those beautiful girls, you call them ugly?!”

Zi Xing cocked his head, causing Yi Zheng to nearly fall off, he quickly grabbed Zi Xing’s ear and steadied himself, “Don’t shake around!”

Zi Xing said, “I can’t see what’s pretty about them? They don’t even have a single hair on their bodies, their ears are so short, they even lack tails! Apart from having loud voices and being a bit crybaby, I don’t see what’s attractive…”

Yi Zheng was speechless for a moment, aesthetics really became a different matter across species, making it hard to communicate.

Zi Xing then asked, “Boss, even if you do capture them, what are you planning to do?”

Yi Zheng pointed to his own tiny rabbit body, self-mockingly said, “What to do? What can I do? I’ll maintain my visual pleasure, wash clothes, cook, and maybe have my shoulders massaged and back rubbed, right?”

Only Yi Zheng understood the melancholy in his own heart, plus his previous rabbit life before resurrection, he almost hadn’t communicated with humans for three to four years!

In that period, he hadn’t seen any women for over a year!

It had been three or four years since he had contact with the opposite sex.

Although he was in a rabbit’s body, he was still human after all!

To say he had no thoughts about girls unless he was a eunuch. But he truly hadn’t planned on capturing a Madam Stronghold, all he wanted now was to find someone to chat with, maintain his visual pleasure, massage his shoulders, and press his legs…

As for why not kidnap men?

Isn’t that obvious? He’s not gay!

Of course, all this was dependent on being able to capture one, and then having the person not log off or commit suicide; only then would he have a chance.

But obviously, that was impossible.

"Damn it, doomed to spend my life alone with a bunch of rabbits…” Yi Zheng felt utterly desolate.

Zi Xing’s brilliant genes suddenly kicked in. Hearing Yi Zheng’s words, he cleverly asked, “Boss, are you in heat? Do you want me to arrange a couple of girls for you?”

Yi Zheng thought of the last two girls who were to serve him in his quarters and quickly shook his head, “Forget it, forget it…”

Zi Xing said, “Boss, I mean, I can arrange two hairless girls for you.”

Yi Zheng’s eyes suddenly lit up. Hairless girls?

He subconsciously glanced over at Luo Beibei, who had been thrown to the ground and was being brutally stomped on by three rabbits. The poor girl was crying her heart out…

"I think it’s possible!” Yi Zheng nodded, then added in his mind, “I’m not robbing a maid like a bandit. I’m rescuing them from dire straits. It’s a good deed!”

Zi Xing said, “Okay, I’ll arrange it after this is over.”

Yi Zheng suddenly felt that Zi Xing was really perceptive and decided he needed to promote him in the future.

Feeling great, Yi Zheng jumped off Zi Xing’s head, walked to the riverbank, looked at the rushing water, and the bodies floating by, and recited aloud, “When a son is at the river, he says: the departed are as thus, not ceasing day or night.”

Zi Xing curiously asked, “Boss, did Elder Kongzi say this too?”

Yi Zheng nodded, “Yes.”

Zi Xing immediately perked up, “What does it mean?”

Yi Zheng said, “It roughly means that Elder Kongzi, standing by the river, lamented, ‘Real powerhouses don’t need to lift a finger; their enemies’ bodies will flow past like this river, ceaselessly, day and night…'”

"So badass, truly badass! Worthy of Elder Kongzi!” Zi Xing exclaimed in admiration.

Yi Zheng realized that his ability to bluff was getting stronger and stronger.

Elsewhere, the battle was also nearing an end. After all, the rush of blood and the fury could only last so long. Once truly beaten by the rabbits and taught a lesson with pain and helplessness, the players gradually returned to reason.

The main thing was, after three hours of chaotic battle, the players finally realized they were left without a single piece of equipment or a copper coin!

All of them were stripped bare, and those who wanted to rush back into the fray didn’t even have a decent weapon to use. What was the point!

Meanwhile, outside the village, those damn rabbits were bagging up the dropped equipment and taking it away. At that moment, the players resurrecting in Newbie Village were full of wails and curses, with ninety-nine percent of the words involving mothers.

But Yi Zheng couldn’t care less, letting the rabbits block the gate, waving their spoils of war, and continuing to madly taunt the players.

A few hot-headed players, incensed, ran out only to be surrounded and kicked to death.

Although there weren’t many such players, Yi Zheng’s motto was to earn free experience wherever possible. After all, even a mosquito’s leg is meat, and frugality is the true path to wealth.

However, this situation didn’t last long. Once Madman, Wang Mingchen, Chen Chuanwen, and Fang Ling had completely calmed down, basically no one else came out.

Yi Zheng instantly lost interest.

At the same time, inside the village, Madman and the others watched the rabbit army depart and each breathed a sigh of relief.

Just then, Wang Mingchen slapped his thigh, “Oh no, we forgot about the reinforcements!”

Madman exclaimed, “Oh crap, considering the time, they should be arriving soon. Quick, log off and tell them not to come over! It’s way too crowded here!”

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