Muscular Rabbits Legion: No one can escape from the novice village!
Chapter 93: Displaying Divine Skills [Fourth Update]But Madman and his crew were not happy because despite the seemingly explosive registration, the actual number of players who signed up was less than three thousand!
Together with the original two thousand members, they had only attracted a total of five thousand people…
“I don’t get it, how could the first guild on the server have so few people signing up? This shouldn’t be the case,” Madman frowned.
Just then, several new posts popped up.
The first was a familiar one, from Fang Ling.
Fang Ling’s post was very simple, but her angle was particularly cunning.
...“Sisters Assemble!”
The title was straightforward, and the content even simpler, directly featuring photos of Luo Beibei, Fang Ling, and Congxue, three top-grade beauties, followed by the message: “Girls of All Heavens Guild, show your photos if you want to be free from singlehood!”
Then the post saw photos mushrooming underneath it like bamboo shoots after rain—lifestyle photos, artistic photos, Photoshopped images, all kinds of pictures were posted. While not all of them were extreme beauties, they were at least pretty after being retouched, some cute, some with the aura of goddesses…
There were nurses, students, teachers…Goddesses, lolis, royal sisters…
In no time, the thread was filled with howls of wolves, with countless hungry wolves clamoring to join the All Heavens Guild.
As a result, Fang Ling replied with a video in which Luo Beibei sat in front of the camera, tears brimming in her eyes, looking pitiful as she said, “Thank you, brothers, for your enthusiasm, but we’re just a group of girls, weak and without power, and we haven’t yet acquired a Sect Building Order. You guys wouldn’t despise us and leave us waiting, right?”
Luo Beibei was naturally a little lolita, with a cute appearance and big eyes that looked pitiful; when she cried, it was truly a sight that inspired pity, instantly triggering the protective instincts of numerous men.
It also elicited a chorus of howls.
In that instant, the post exploded with over ten thousand replies, all saying:
“Girl, don’t worry, bro is going to fight for a Token. If I get it, I’ll give it to you; if not, I’ll wait for you!”
“Girl, don’t worry, bro is going to fight for a Token. If I get it, I’ll give it to you; if not, I’ll wait for you!”
…
At that moment, Luo Beibei, who was sitting in front of her phone eating popcorn and scrolling through her phone, cried.
Congxue said in surprise, “Little witch, acting superstar, cold-hearted female devil, you’re actually moved to tears? That’s not easy!”
Luo Beibei sobbed, “Just reading their messages, I… I bit my hand…”
Congxue: “…”
“This is too much! Fang Ling and her gang have gone too far! Can they even play like this?! Isn’t this against the rules?” Madman said, slapping the table in anger.
Iron-Blood replied, “Boss, it’s a free-for-all with everyone using their divine skills. Their methods might be a bit wicked, but there’s no rule saying they can’t do this, right? Besides, men are all about the heat of the moment. After the passion fades, they will still think about the future. So, I think, they’re not really a threat.”
Madman nodded, “True, they’ve just cheekily rode our wave and snatched some people away, which is a bit annoying.”
Just then, Xin’an Alliance and Human Weapon also made their move. Xin’an Alliance had Zhang Mei, and Human Weapon had Yu Qing. Both Zhang Mei and Yu Qing were top-grade beauties with the full package—figure and charisma. Zhang Mei was frostily gorgeous, while Yu Qing was enchantingly lovely, and their appearance set off another round of wolf whistles!
To everyone’s surprise, the old fellow Chen Chuanwen had taken Wang Meng out for a whole day of styling. When her photo was released, it truly dazzled quite a few people.
Wang Meng was that type of girl who’s ditzy and sluggish, a next-door sister type. As long as her clothes were clean she didn’t fuss over them, taste didn’t matter, and combing her hair and washing her face was enough—she didn’t chase after makeup. Plus, those big glasses, a T-shirt set, hid whatever beauty she had.
Now, after being dolled up by Chen Chuanwen, she had become a mascot of ditziness, whose every move was endearing in its own foolish way. She didn’t need to do much—just by sitting there in the live stream munching on rabbit heads, she actually rivaled Yu Qing and Zhang Mei in popularity.
Madman saw that every household was showing off their beauties, opening their doors to welcome the wolves, and he looked at his own situation with not one presentable pretty girl to show, which really depressed him.
Iron-Blood consoled, “Boss, be satisfied. It’s good that those guys over at Tongxin Pavilion are all males with no women, otherwise it would be even more troublesome.”
Madman was about to nod in agreement when he saw a post pop up in the forum.
“Strong Men Assemble!”
Below it were photos too, but not of beauties—of Yun Ying!
Yun Ying was already a big star with numerous fans, and his features were exceptionally good. Previously, Yun Ying was the type of idol who didn’t show much skin, but this time, it seemed he was going all out, lifting his shirt to reveal his well-built muscles.
It wasn’t explosive muscle mass but rather a balanced definition; his six-pack abs matched with that handsome face instantly set the forum ablaze. It wasn’t just his fan club going crazy with likes, but female players of All Heavens Game were screaming, and someone even noticed Luo Beibei doing the same before her post got deleted…
Meanwhile, in a room in Magic City, a Little Lolita was pinned down by two girls and was getting her butt whooped, crying out in pain, swearing not to hold them back again.
After Yun Ying’s show-off, the next photo was of Yue Wei. This guy, standing over 1.9 meters tall, was as burly as a bear, and once he removed his jacket, his body was all explosive muscle, coupled with a resolute face and thick eyebrows and big eyes. He contrasted sharply with Yun Ying and caused another wave of screams.
Last was Wang Mingchen, who had it tougher. He wasn’t a warrior-type hunk, and since he hardly exercised, he lacked those muscles. But the wretched Smart Fox designed for him a look of morbid beauty—a handsome face that seemed to carry endless sorrow in its brows and gentle eyes that seemed to disdain the world.
With a frail body but a powerful soul, he somehow wasn’t overshadowed by the other two.
Who would have thought that, at a crucial moment, a group of guys could come up with such a wacky idea? They took a different approach—while others showed off ladies, they flaunted men!
Suddenly, three handsome men from Tongxin Pavilion went online, madly drawing girls to their ranks.
As the girls ran off, naturally the guys followed, and for a moment, Tongxin Pavilion actually stole Madman’s biggest asset, making him so mad he nearly flipped the table, cursing, “These three beasts! It’s one thing for the girls to act cute, but they’re outright selling flesh! Are they even human?!”
Iron-Blood murmured quietly, “Boss…”
“Shut your damn mouth!” Madman roared.
Iron-Blood squatted there, muttering, “What for… It’s not my fault…”
“Get lost! Go away!” Madman kicked him, and Iron-Blood quickly slipped away.
I am a Gun laughed and said, “How come I’ve never noticed before? Iron-Blood’s mouth is like it’s been smeared with laxative; it’s truly sickening…”
Madman gave him a look and, rubbing his forehead, said, “These troublemakers, too much. They don’t remember the kindness of us sharing weal and woe.”
I am a Gun replied, “Boss, I think it’s not too bad, at least Evil King is keeping quiet.”
Just as he finished speaking, another post popped up.
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