Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!

Chapter 134: Chapter 134 Are You Sure You Aren’t The Protagonist?

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

After hearing Chen Yu mention how he had been troubled by all sorts of troubles when he was eight years old, Uchiha was sure he had found the right person.

Thus, he began to explain his unique and legendary life.

When he was eight, his family signed him up for calligraphy and painting classes.

It was the first day of class.

Uchiha flipped the ink box, and a large amount of ink splashed onto his paper.

The students called the teacher over, and Uchiha thought the teacher would severely criticize him.

Unexpectedly, after seeing the ink spilled on the paper, the teacher picked it up and was so excited that she couldn’t speak.

The teacher called over her other colleagues and the principal of the calligraphy class.

Everyone surrounded the piece of paper and looked at it non-stop with shocked and elated expressions.

They praised Uchiha for being able to understand the essence of splash ink painting at such a young age.

He had drawn a masterpiece of mountains and rivers.

Uchiha said sadly, “At that time, I didn’t know what a splash ink painting was. I feared the teacher would scold me for wasting ink, so I randomly wiped my brush on the paper.”

“After that, this piece of drawing was sent to a competition by the teachers and won first place in the youth painting exhibition.”

“It was later brought to a province-level competition again and also won first place.”

The eight-year-old Uchiha was later known as a young painting genius. Because of this, he participated in all kinds of activities regarding his painting. Then came the final exam, but Uchiha had no idea what to do because he hadn’t attended classes for months.

Thus, he handed in a blank piece of paper.

He did not expect that he would be rewarded again.

Apparently, there was a problem with the final exam papers.

Uchiha’s act of handing in a blank piece of paper was taken as spotting a mistake.

The principal praised Uchiha in front of all the teachers and students in the school for not neglecting his homework while participating in social activities.

He was the only one who could tell that this set of exam papers was the final exam for the sixth-grade students.

His name as a young prodigy spread like wildfire.

Starting in the next semester, the school arranged for him to participate in a famous mathematics competition.

The paper was filled with multiple-choice questions, so Uchiha simply chose an answer using his eraser as a dice.

It was completely based on luck.

After all that, he was the only player with a perfect score…

“From elementary school to university graduation, no matter what exam 1

take, 1 will get the best results, even if I answer randomly.”

Uchiha continued with grief and indignation, “I want to gain the recognition of others through my own efforts!”

“But this damned luck never gives me such a chance!”

“Living in the attention and praise of others daily, it’s like a big stone is pressing on me.”

“I have to be extra careful in everything 1 do. If I’m not careful, I’ll always become the center of attention.”

“I thought that after graduation, without exams and competitions, I could live the life I wanted.”

“Who would have thought that damn luck still wouldn’t let me go!”

“I just started working, and a client insisted I be his daughter’s boyfriend.”

“I felt I wasn’t a match for their family, so I politely rejected him.”

“The client later bought seven houses from our company in one go, just to let me have a meal with his daughter.”

“No matter how I treat my clients coldly, they’re always crying and shouting to buy a house from me.”

“They all said that I look steady and trustworthy.”

“From then on, I became the company’s top salesperson.”

“Every day before I go to work, there are already a lot of customers waiting in line for me.”

After revealing the heavy stuff he had inside, Uchiha lowered his head with a worried expression.

He repeatedly told his colleagues and friends that he had no ability at all and relied on luck.

Of course, his friends and colleagues just assumed that he was a modest man.

“I remember now. He’s our local legendary primary school student!”

Some viewers living in the same area as Uchiha remembered his legend.

He was a genius painter and a valedictorian.

He was a famous hero in his city.

He was also the top salesman in his area.

“If you don’t want that luck, give it to me. I owe you one.”

“If you don’t need it, you can donate your luck to me.”

“Please, brother, please bless me with a perfect score for my university entrance examination.”

“Suck, suck, suck…”

“The protagonist himself.”

“When can I have such a cheat-like life?”

“He’s enjoying a cracked version of life. It’s normal to feel bored after always cheating through life.”

“Others beg God for a morsel, and here we have someone spoonfed by God himself.”

“Are you sure you aren’t the protagonist of some Gary Stu novels?”

When chat heard about Uchiha’s “bad luck”, they were all extremely envious.

They would’ve flown to success long ago, even if they were half as lucky as Uchiha.

Marrying a fair, rich, and beautiful woman and reaching the peak of life.

“What you’re worried about is your luck interfering with your life,” Chen Yu said. “It’s turning you into a slouch that can win without effort.”

Uchiha replied sadly, “I know it sounds like I’m humble bragging, but I’ve had enough of this luck!”

“It has brought me all kinds of achievements that others could not achieve in their entire lives.”

“But 1 just don’t want it.”

“I want to work hard on my own. I want to have my own personal space!”

Uchiha sounded like he was about to cry.

Only by experiencing it personally would one know how torturous this kind of extreme luck was.

When he went out, he would encounter all kinds of good things.

When playing a game, his opponent would just give up and surrender or make all kinds of mistakes.

The difficulty was even easier than fighting a bot.

If he went online to buy some embarrassing things, he would strike a jackpot that blasts his name across the entire website.

“Dr. Chen, what can I do to eliminate this bad luck?” Uchiha asked gloomily.

“I want to be an ordinary person.”

“I want to live a free life like ordinary people and rely on my own hard work.”

At this moment, the viewers who had been sending out mocking comments gradually calmed down.

Thinking about it carefully, if they had the same extreme luck as Uchiha, while they would be extremely happy at the beginning, they would probably suffer the same pain once that luck seriously interfered with their lives.

Luck was a good thing.

But once luck seriously affects your daily life, it will no longer be so lucky.

“Your situation is relatively special.”

“It’s a bad outcome that stemmed from good intentions.”

Chen Yu smiled faintly and revealed his situation.

“Bad outcome from good intentions?”

Uchiha was confused and asked, “Dr. Chen, can you be more clear? How can this luck come from someone’s good intentions?”

“Your hometown is in the northeast, right?” Chen Yu asked.

“That’s right.”

Uchiha answered without thinking.

“Also, your grandparents passed away when you were eight, yeah?”

Uchiha was about to nod when he suddenly thought of something.

“Dr. Chen, are you saying my luck is all thanks to my grandparents’ blessings?” “It has something to do with your grandparents, but not completely.” Chen Yu smiled and continued, “The guy in charge of blessing this luck is a fool.”

“He only cared about completing the arrangements of his higher-ups and did not consider the practicality..”

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