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Chapter 136: Chapter 136 Two Brats In A Fight, Filled With Fortune

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

When his relative said that the family guardian that his family worshipped was not ordinary, Uchiha immediately refuted it.

There were no such “guardians” in this world.

Even if there were, it couldn’t be a group of animals.

The relatives also said many people had good luck because they worshipped their family guardians.

Either they would get rich, they wouldn’t have to worry about food and clothing, or illnesses would be cured miraculously.

Uchiha retorted that his grandparents had been worshipping their guardian for a lifetime, but he had never seen his family make a fortune.

In any case, he lashed back with all kinds of criticism.

Ultimately, his mother was so angry that she picked up the feather duster and prepared to teach him a lesson.

Uchiha’s words made the viewers laugh.

As expected of a ruthless person who thinks of the luck that others dream of as bad luck.

It turned out that he had been walking an unusual path since he was young.

“Dr. Chen, that’s what happened.”

“What’s going on with me? Tell me quickly. I’m about to die of anxiety.”

After revealing his past and even taking out the altar from the storage room, Uchiha was getting anxious, even if Chen Yu wasn’t.

“Dear patient, you don’t have to worry. We’ll enter the treatment stage next.”

Chen Yu felt his balls ache after taking such a roundabout way to arrive where they were.

Chen Yu needed to use different words and methods to explain what happened to Uchiha, as he was playing a psychologist persona.

He was not a charlatan, nor was he a cultivator.

“The so-called family guardians are actually supernatural existences.”

“It’s actually the same thing as the energy body that everyone treats as ghosts. They’re both research subjects in the field of science.”

Chen Yu had expended countless brain cells and finally found a suitable name for this kind of family guardian, demon, and ghost.

A supernatural existence.

Following this, Chen Yu briefly explained why Uchiha’s luck was so good that he had lived a cheat-like life since he was young.

“In psychology, there is a category called folklore psychology.”

“This field specializes in conducting psychological research on the folk customs of various regions.”

“The formation and development of local customs are analyzed and predicted through psychological roots.”

“It’s a subject that combines psychology and folklore. It’s a branch of psychology.”

Speaking up to this point, Chen Yu changed the topic.

“According to the customs of family guardians in the northeast region, if the person who worships the guardians dies and if no one in the future generations is willing to continue worshipping them,”

“These family guardians will leave this family.”

“Your grandparents knew you, and your parents didn’t believe in these things. After they died, no one would continue to worship them.”

“Before they died, the two of them knelt three times and kowtowed nine times to the altar.”

“They beg the family guardian to stay a little longer and help them take care of you.”

“This was originally against the rules, but your grandparents worshipped piously and were extremely courteous to your family guardian.”

“The guardian compromised and left on its own, but not before choosing a junior in its clan to take care of your family in its place, mainly to take care of you.”

“The day you dissed your relative was when the young guardian came to your house.”

“The guardian heard your childish nonsense.”

“If going by human age, it is about the same age as you.”

“So, to clear its name, it started blessing you.”

It had also been some time since Chen Yu obtained the Heavenly Secret Strategy inheritance.

During this period, he experienced countless strange things.

But what happened to Uchiha was the weirdest one so far.

It was common for people to hold grudges against each other.

But a human and a family guardian?

Moreover, two little kids of similar age?

It was definitely a rare sight.

The viewers were right; the family guardians were very narrow-minded and had a bad temper.

Once someone questioned and slandered them, the person would definitely suffer.

However…

Uchiha was someone who was explicitly asked to take care of the young guardian’s senior.

Punishment methods that inflicted pain by possessing or torturing were, of course, off the list.

Helpless, the young guardian could only show off its abilities.

Through all kinds of good luck, it would show Uchiha the power of family guardians.

“The reason is this…?”

Uchiha was dumbfounded.

The words he said in a fit of rebellious attitude when he was young had brought so much good fortune.

“So this is a trick to get rich?”

“I also have a family guardian altar at home. I’ll go back and fight with my family guardian after this.”

“Can this method really be replicated?”

“One man and one immortal, fighting to the point of being fortunate. 1 give full marks for this story.”

“Isn’t it said that family guardians are narrow-minded and will take revenge?

Is this revenge or gratitude?”

“We southerners are jealous.”

“Uchiha said that this bad luck plagued him, and he was about to get depressed. This is also considered revenge, right?”

The viewers laughed. They had seen children fight and quarrel before, but not a young family guardian.

It actually came up with a method to take revenge on Uchiha by giving him endless luck.

Uchiha asked with a sad face, “Dr. Chen, if I apologize to it, will it take back its magical power?”

“You can, but the price you paid for this luck is irreparable.”

“Price? I paid a price?”

Uchiha was stunned again.

Wasn’t it because the little family guardian was angry with him and took the initiative to bless him with good fortune?

He had never begged for this, so why would he pay a price?

Pointing at his face, Chen Yu said, “This is your price.”

“What?!”

Uchiha was shocked.

No wonder he has looked older and older every day since he was in the fifth or sixth grade.

In high school, people started to call him uncle.

He thought it was because he looked prematurely old or because his skin was loose.

So it was all the little family guardian’s fault.

“Dear Patient,” Chen Yu said playfully, “listen to me slowly. It didn’t mean to harm you.”

“This situation is really a little complicated.”

“It blessed you with good luck. According to the folk customs, there is a bond between the two of you.”

“Under normal circumstances, you need to offer offerings to it.”

“Of course you didn’t know about this. It kept waiting for you to take the initiative to admit your mistake and didn’t bother to take the initiative to communicate with you.”

“One of you was completely ignorant, and the other stayed in a fit until now, and things have changed.”

“Everything in this world is fair.”

“Do you think it’s fair for you to only receive without giving anything?”

Chen Yu wiped his sweat and was almost exhausted from talking in such a roundabout way.

It took so much effort to explain the reason in just a few words.

He guided and reminded Uchiha that the little family guardian’s cultivation and divine arts could not grow without the incense offerings.

Yet, while it couldn’t grow, it still needed to bless Uchiha continuously.

The more blessings it gave, the weaker its cultivation got.

Thus, the little family guardian began to absorb Uchiha’s living essence and use it to supplement its blessing.

That was why Uchiha looked so old.

To put it bluntly, a half-grown brat spoke out of spite and provoked another brat with actual powers.

The two ignorant brats stayed in a fight with each other.

In the end, both sides suffered.

One had aged prematurely, while the other’s cultivation base had fallen to rock bottom..

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