Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!

Chapter 138: Chapter 138 I’m Not A Master, I’m a Psychologist

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

Chen Yu never dreamed of it.

After his third consultation, he would gain a large number of peers doing the same thing as him.

At noon the next day, in the Captain’s office of Hangzhou City’s Criminal Investigation Division,

After listening to his subordinate’s report, Li Changjun didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

The higher-ups had requested that all the city’s municipal bureaus set up a Special Missions Division.

Li Changjun, the deputy team leader, was not only responsible for the specific work but also responsible for recruiting members.

According to Daoist Bai He’s list, Li Changjun sent people to all parts of the province to look for capable people from the Mystic Sect.

The two team members responsible for the search around Hangzhou City had just returned to report.

The people they were looking for had all changed professions.

“Captain, this is just insane. Yesterday, they were all fortune-tellers, Fengshui masters, exorcists, and shamans who could summon the deceased souls.”

“Yet, all of them have become psychologists today.”

One of the team members showed his WeChat, and there was a special chat group among the many friend groups.

Special Missions Division’s Candidate (Mystic sect member).

The original name was Master So-and-so or Sir So-and-so.

Now, they had all become psychological experts, psychological doctors, and psychological counselors.

“They must have seen Dr. Chen’s popularity on the Internet and got envious of his style.”

Li Changjun had already guessed what was going on.

He had never thought these people were capable of this.

In the list Daoist Bai He gave, these people were all experts with real abilities.

At the very least, they had been in the mystic sect for more than twenty years.

Li Changjun had seen many instances of copycats, but he would never have thought that people of the mystic sect were also the same.

He never expected that they would just follow a trend that quickly.

Overnight, these people all turned into psychologists.

Li Changjun dared to bet that these freelance psychologists were 100% operating their shops without a license.

“No license…”

Li Changjun smiled evilly.

Daoist Bai He had repeatedly mentioned that he had to show his sincerity by visiting them individually if he wanted to invite them to join the Special Missions Division.

Using the spirit of visiting a thatched cottage three times, Li Changjun would have to take the initiative to invite them to come out of their seclusion.

Now, such an opportunity was presented to him.

Also, Li Changjun wouldn’t have to go and invite them that humbly.

This group of people who imitated Chen Yu’s style only imitated the surface.

Chen Yu was, after all, a psychology major graduate from Hangzhou University.

As for his documents and licenses, they were all completed.

Not long ago, Chen Yu even requested special medical devices and their respective medicine licenses.

As for these copycats…

‘Psychologist*, huh?

Well, please show us your qualifications for being a psychologist.

You don’t have them?

Well, you should have a doctor’s qualification certificate, then?

No?

Can you at least show me your business license?

Oh, you’re operating without a license!

We can’t have you illegally practicing medicine and operating without a license; please come with us.

Wow, your documents were complete, but why are the words on them crooked?

Could it be a fake certificate?

Li Changjun couldn’t help but laugh as he imagined this.

When his two team members saw this, they shuddered.

No matter how they looked at it, Captain Li was scheming something wicked.

“You two can leave for now.”

Li Changjun waved his hand and sent the two team members away. He was also ready to enforce the law with the Health Department.

“Achoo… achoo.”

While eating lunch, Chen Yu sneezed a few times in a row.

“I’m already a cultivator; how can I still catch a cold?”

Rubbing his nose, a puzzled expression appeared on Chen Yu’s face.

He was at the Foundation Stage of cultivation.

He wouldn’t even have a headache, let alone catch a cold.

Since he had sneezed so many times at once, was someone cursing him behind his back?

Anyway, Chen Yu couldn’t be bothered to think about it and packed his things and went out to throw the trash.

He had just thrown the lunch box into the trash can opposite him when a woman carrying a child rushed over.

She picked up the food inside the lunch box and was about to eat it.

Seeing this, Chen Yu was just about to stop her when he suddenly frowned.

The woman was in her twenties. She wore patched clothes and held a three- or four-year-old child in her arms.

The child did not cry or make a fuss and quietly leaned against her mother’s chest.

The young woman didn’t seem to notice Chen Yu standing beside her.

She finished the leftovers in the lunch box in two or three bites.

She wiped her mouth and asked, “Sir, do you know a Master Chen nearby?”

“Why are you looking for him?”

Just from the name, he knew that they were definitely here to look for him.

“Sigh.”

“I’ll be honest with you, sir,” the young woman said bitterly. “1 brought my daughter here to ask Master Chen for help.”

The young woman called herself Li Xiuhua, a villager in the suburbs of Hangzhou City.

Her daughter suddenly fell ill not long ago, and her mental and physical condition worsened by the day.

Her lively personality had undergone a 180-degree change.

Li Xiuhua kept trying to speak to her daughter, Miaomiao, but Miaomiao would never reply.

She went to all the major hospitals in Hangzhou City, did a lot of tests, and was prescribed a lot of medicine.

However, it was all useless.

Four months.

She spent all her savings and almost used up the compensation her husband had left behind after he died from a work-related injury.

To cure her daughter’s illness, Li Xiuhua would kneel in the bustling downtown area of Hangzhou City and ask for help daily.

She placed her daughter’s medical records before her and hoped to find a doctor to cure his daughter’s illness.

“When I kneeled to ask for help today, a kind old man told me there was a Master Chen on River Street.”

“As long as Master Chen is willing, he will definitely be able to cure my daughter’s illness.”

“Sir, please tell me where Master Chen is.”

“I need to see him now.”

After hearing Li Xiuhua’s story, Chen Yu sighed and replied, “Sister, there’s no Master Chen here, but the person you’re looking for should be me.”

“You?”

Li Xiuhua looked at Chen Yu in disbelief.

Nodding, Chen Yu added, “I’m not a master of some sort, but I’m a psychologist. Some patients think my treatment is so good that they often jokingly call me a master.”

“You don’t have to take them seriously.”

“If you want to cure your daughter’s illness, come in with me.”

Upon hearing Chen Yu’s words, Li Xiuhua doubtfully followed Chen Yu into the store.

“Yes, yes, yes. You’re Master Chen!”

Li Xiuhua was overjoyed when she saw the golden statue in the shop.

The kind-hearted sir had made it very clear that there was a golden statue in Master Chen’s shop.

Without waiting for Chen Yu to explain, Li Xiuhua pulled a cloth bag from inside her clothes.

She quickly opened the cloth bag and revealed a huge pile of change inside.

“The old man said you only need 10,000 yuan to relieve people’s worries. 1 have more than 6,000 yuan here.”

“These are the rings and earrings my husband gave me when we married. Together, they should be worth more than 4,000 yuan.”

Li Xiuhua took a pair of earrings and a ring from her pocket.

Chen Yu reached into the bag and took out a one-yuan note.

“Sister, you heard wrong. My fee is one yuan, not 10,000 yuan.”

“One yuan?”

Li Xiuhua was shocked.

“That’s right, one yuan.”

“It’s not difficult to resolve your child’s situation,” Chen Yu said with a faint smile. “The difficult part is how to resolve the root cause.”

“If we don’t solve the root cause, it won’t only be your children; the other children in your village and even the adults will also suffer the same in the future..”

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