Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!

Chapter 258: Chapter 258 What You Need Isn’t Marriage, But A Fitness Coach

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

“Thank you, Dr. Chen! Thank you!”

After experiencing the joys and sorrows of life, [Life’s Winner] was extremely grateful.

“Wait a moment.”

Chen Yu stood up and left the computer. He then walked toward the shelf.

He bent down, picked up a bag of spiced beef cubes from under the shelf, and hovered his fingers over it.

Two minutes later, Chen Yu called Zhou Kexin.

Today’s situation was a little special. It would definitely be too late to send it over by express delivery.

Zhou Kexin was his assistant nurse. It was also one of her job responsibilities to deliver medicine to patients.

After giving his instructions, Chen Yu returned to his computer.

He ended the call.

“It’s my turn; it’s my turn!”

[Life’s Winner] had just logged off, and the second caller was seamlessly connected.

A flat-faced man appeared on the screen.

The viewer named [Single for 30 Years] had a big, round face, and his entire body was also fat.

He was like a mountain of flesh.

“If 1 consult Dr. Chen, there’s hope for my marriage!”

[Single for 30 Years] was very talkative. As soon as he called in, he took the initiative to greet Chen Yu.

“No wonder this guy named himself [Single for 30 Years]. He’s definitely a veteran.”

“What he needs is not marriage, but a gym and a reliable fitness coach.”

“If he doesn’t lose weight, it would be strange if a girl would like him.”

“Brother, consulting Dr. Chen doesn’t necessarily mean that you’ll get married. It might also mean that you’ll suffer from depression.”

“Listen to us. It’s good to be single for a while, and it’s better to always be single.”

[Single for 30 Years] wore shorts and a tank top, and he seemed to be in a bedroom.

There were all kinds of posters of beautiful women and celebrities on his wall.

Due to his excitement, the fat on his body was trembling uncontrollably. “Hello,” Chen Yu said with a bitter smile. “May 1 help you?”

“Dr. Chen, I need a marriage partner. 1 want a girlfriend!”

[Single for 30 Years] shouted impatiently.

He claimed to be a senior programmer with a decent income.

He just couldn’t understand why he couldn’t find a marriage partner.

Every time he went on a blind date, everything would be fine initially, but then the girl would ignore him.

“Dr. Chen, I’m so depressed.”

“I’m not lazy. I’m fat because of my work.”

“We programmers sit in front of the computer all day. When we get home, we just want to lie in bed and not move at all.”

He was filled with envy when he saw his colleagues getting married and having children.

[Single for 30 Years] graduated from a well-known university. There was no problem with her academic qualifications.

His career was going well, too.

With a monthly income of more than 30,000 yuan, he did not have much of a burden.

In general, his conditions were acceptable in the blind date market.

All these years, he had spent a lot of money on blind dates but failed every time.

“Dr. Chen, and chat, I’m not afraid of you laughing at me. In order to have a girlfriend, I’ve thought of everything.”

“I really don’t want to stay single forever.”

“Other than going to a matchmaking company, I also go to the temple to burn incense and pray every holiday.”

“I don’t know if I’m possessed by a jinx. After doing so many things, still, no woman likes me.”

[Single for 30 Years] explained with a depressed expression.

“If you put it that way,” Chen Yu said with a smile that was not a smile, “you’re being biased.”

“It’s not that no woman likes you, but that you don’t like her back.”

“For example, not long ago, there was a healthy woman who had a good impression of you.”

“How can you call that a woman?”

[Single for 30 Yearsps face was full of disdain.

“Dr. Chen, you’re right. There are indeed women who like me.”

“But she’s really too ‘healthy’. She’s even more muscular than most men. She’s a muscle chick.”

Hearing this, the chat almost burst out laughing.

[Single for 30 Years] was basically pot calling the kettle black.

He was neither handsome nor tall. He was about 1.7 meters tall, but the fat on his body was at least 160 to 170 pounds.

How did he have the nerve to mock someone else for being a muscle chick?

“Don’t doubt me. I’m telling the truth.”

[Single for 30 Years] got down from his bed with his phone. He pulled open the drawer and took out a photo.

“Oh my god! Brother, 1 apologize.”

“Are you sure that’s not a female version of Zhang Fei?”

“Is there any difference between the two of you?”

“May 1 ask who introduced her to you? How much hatred does that person have for you?”

“Why don’t you take a look at yourself? How could you have the cheek to complain about someone else’s physique?”

In the photo taken by [Single for 30 Years], there was a well-built woman with a height of 1.9 meters, a fierce face, and dark skin.

“You can say that I judge a book by its cover, but I don’t like her.”

“Are you willing to marry such a woman?”

[Single for 30 Years] curled her lips.

“I don’t know what my mother’s friend was thinking, but she actually introduced her to me.”

“When I first saw her, I thought she was a warlord who had transmigrated from an ancient era.”

“There was a matchmaker present at the time, so I couldn’t say anything. I treated them to a meal symbolically.”

“Good heavens, this woman has definitely participated in a big eater competition before.”

“She didn’t just eat; she was basically stuffing her face.”

“I didn’t touch a single bite of the red braised pork. She picked up the plate and poured it into her mouth.”

[Single for 30 Years] explained exaggeratedly.

“She still has a good heart,” Chen Yu said, suppressing his laughter.

“Yes, she does have a good heart.”

“Her heart is so good that the boss can’t help but give us a discount for our meal.”

“He said it was as if he witnessed Chu Bawang lifting the legendary cauldron.” “After the meal, 1 was about to pay the bill when someone came outside with bags of rice for the shop,” [Single for 30 Years] added.

“The rice delivery worker is a small man. He was carrying bags of rice, panting heavily.”

“My date was worried that he would be tired, so she took the initiative to help pick up the bags of rice.”

“Six bags of rice, a total of 300 pounds. She held three bags in each hand and went to the kitchen without even a change in her breath.”

“Because of this, the boss gave me a 20% discount and said that no one would dare to bully me in the future.”

“Dr. Chen, I know I shouldn’t be asking you for help with finding a girlfriend, but on second thought, 1 feel that I should be asking you for help.”

“I haven’t even held a woman’s hand since I was born. 1 haven’t been able to find a girlfriend, and my mood is getting more and more depressed by the day. Who knows, I might develop all kinds of mental illnesses one day.”

“You’ll help me solve my problem, right? This is also part of psychological treatment, right?”

This was Chen Yu’s first time consulting a patient like him. He shook his head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

“Actually, your marriage partner is right beside you. It’s just that you haven’t noticed it.”

“And it will come soon.”

Someone knocked on [Single for 30 Years]’s door as he spoke.

A woman’s voice accompanied it.

The chat was stunned. How could this come so quickly?

Chen Yu had just finished speaking about marriage when a woman came knocking on his door….

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