Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!

Chapter 85: Chapter 85 What’s The Point Of Feigning Innocence?

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

“Before you start fighting, don’t you want to know why you failed repeatedly?”

Chen Yu asked with a smile that wasn’t a smile.

“Who exactly are you?”

A layer of sweat appeared on the owner’s forehead.

He was very nervous.

Where did this person come from?

Every word he said was meaningless separately, yet they all referred to something together.

“It doesn’t matter who I am. What’s important is…”

“In this world, only I know how to sacrifice the Five Hells and become an immortal by body liberation,” Chen Yu said after pausing for a moment.

As soon as he said that, the pathetic owner gasped.

This person was here for that!

Chen Yu didn’t seem to notice the pathetic owner’s gradually panicking expression and just continued.

“Although you’re evil from head to toe, 1 must say, you’re pretty talented in cultivation.”

“At the age of ten, you started to rob tombs with your family for a living. When you were thirteen, you picked up an incomplete cultivation guide from a tomb.”

“Relying on the incomplete cultivation guide, you cultivated many great abilities.”

“Unfortunately, you got too greedy.”

“You clearly have the ability that exceeded the extraordinary, but you weren’t satisfied.”

“The last page of the cultivation guide contained an incomplete ancient script, which took you many years to decipher.”

“You followed it and tried body liberation to become an immortal.”

With every sentence Chen Yu said, the pathetic owner’s expression grew more nervous.

Toward the end, he was drenched in sweat.

“How do you know about this?”

Chen Yu’s words were too detailed.

It was so detailed that it even contained some things the pathetic owner had forgotten.

“I forgot to introduce myself,” Chen Yu said with a faint smile. “My name is Chen Yu. I’m a psychologist.”

“If you are connected to the web, you should have heard of my name.”

“You’re that legendary Chen Yu!?”

The pathetic owner was deeply shocked again.

Although he had never watched Chen Yu’s livestream, he was no stranger to Chen Yu’s name.

His shop was close to a school, and his business mainly came from students.

Occasionally, he would hear primary school students discussing a streamer named Chen Yu.

They claimed there was nothing in the world that Chen Yu did not know and that he was the reincarnation of an immortal.

The pathetic owner scoffed at this.

He guessed Chen Yu should be someone who dabbled in the mystic arts, playing tricks and using divination to fool the ignorant.

He never imagined Chen Yu would appear before him one day.

“I can’t say that I’m someone legendary. I’m just an ordinary psychologist.”

“Is there a problem with a psychologist seeing through someone’s inner thoughts?”

Chen Yu asked.

The pathetic owner frowned a few times and spoke, “Fellow Daoist, you…”

“Stop.”

Chen Yu interrupted the pathetic owner.

“I told you, I’m a psychologist, not a Daoist.”

Chen Yu corrected the pathetic owner.

The pathetic owner cursed inwardly.

Was this person crazy?

Chen Yu just revealed many deep secrets of the mystic arts and yet claimed he was just an ordinary psychologist.

There must be a hole in his brain!

They were both thousand-year-old foxes. What was the point of feigning innocent when it was just the two of them around?

“Dr. Chen, why did you come looking for me?”

The pathetic owner asked the biggest question he had.

If Chen Yu was here to cause trouble, he should have attacked as soon as they met.

There was no reason for him to talk so much.

Instead of making a move, Chen Yu did nothing but reveal his secret past.

He probably wanted something…

“I’m here to treat you.”

Chen Yu revealed his purpose to the pathetic owner in a reasonable tone.

As a doctor, he should have a compassionate heart.

Knowing that the pathetic owner was seriously ill, he naturally came to help.

Hearing this, the pathetic owner was rendered speechless.

If it weren’t for Chen Yu’s mysterious words earlier, he guaranteed he would have turned Chen Yu into a corpse by now.

“The cause of your illness comes from the last few words in that cultivation guide.”

“Also, the reason why the illness got completely out of control stemmed from another ancient tomb.”

Chen Yu was like a worm in his stomach, recounting everything he had experienced in his life word for word.

There were dozens of incomplete ancient texts written on the last page of the cultivation guide. It roughly described how cultivators surpassed themselves and became immortals.

As many of the sentences were incomplete, the pathetic owner had no idea what to do.

After thinking about it, he had an idea.

He just had to continue robbing more tombs.

If he continued robbing the tombs of ancient cultivators, perhaps he could find some relevant records.

His hard work paid off after he robbed more than ten cultivators’ tombs.

He stood before a few murals; the scenes drawn on them coincided with the content recorded in the cultivation guide.

The pathetic owner thought everything was in place, so a series of murders began.

The pathetic owner asked in a deep tone, “Dr. Chen, do you really know why I’ve failed so many times?”

“Of course.”

Chen Yu smiled.

“There are many records of body liberation to become immortals in the mystic arts.”

The so-called body liberation refers to cultivators achieving perfection and ascending to another realm after cultivating to a certain level.

This required cultivators to nourish their bodies’ essence, energy, and spirit.

At the same time, they had to commit kind deeds and accumulate merit.

Ultimately, they would reach the assimilation of Heaven and Man.

The pathetic owner nodded.

Chen Yu was right.

It sounded easy, but looking at the past and present, barely anyone has achieved this.

In ancient times, when spiritual energy was abundant, only a handful of cultivators could ascend and liberate their bodies to become immortals.

Even if he had done great deeds for the rest of his life and spent his entire life cultivating, he would only become a pile of bones in this modern era, where spiritual energy was becoming increasingly thin.

The pathetic owner was unwilling to disappear just like that.

He wanted to become an immortal, and he wanted to become undying!

“You followed the instructions and found five sinful men according to the cultivation guide.”

“You follow the depiction of the murals and kill them cruelly according to the punishment of the five hells.”

“After completing this, you placed them into a pit like the last mural. You treated the altar as a gateway to hell.”

“You tried to send the five sinful people to hell to obtain enough merit to ascend to immortality.”

“Who would have thought that after you did all this, not only did you not obtain any merit, but you were instead entangled by these five evil souls.”

“It took a lot of effort just to destroy these five evil souls.”

Chen Yu looked at the pathetic owner, whose expression had changed.

The pathetic owner looked at him without blinking, fascinated.

“You believe you couldn’t be wrong and that there must be a problem with one of the steps.”

“From then on, you kept looking for someone evil to kill.”

“Over the years, you’ve killed over a hundred sinful people.”

“However, these ‘experiments’ all ended in failure.”

“Do you know why you won’t succeed?”

Chen Yu asked.

“Why?”

The pathetic owner asked urgently.

“Because you are sick.”

Chen Yu replied seriously.

The pathetic owner was so angry that his lungs were about to explode.

“I’m not joking. Your failure is directly related to your illness.”

“You have a severe case of hypochondria,” Chen Yu continued calmly..

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